A Modest Proposal

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A Modest Proposal for Preventing Children Becoming Horrible Teachers and, Replacing Them with Computers that Will Hopefully Not Take Over The World, but Will Change It, Seeing that the World is Cruel and Turns Children into Horrible Teachers all because an Individual Teacher Yelled at a Student in 4th Grade. The world needs teachers, effective teachers! There are currently 25.8 million teachers in the world, and 3.1 million teachers in the U.S.A. This doesn't necessarily mean they are all good teachers. These numbers tell how many people were hired to become teachers to support themselves, their family and hopefully their students’ education; not how many teach effectively. What is an effective teacher? Well, let's first, focus on how not …show more content…
Diagonally from you is your crush! The most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen, a redhead by the name of Scarlett wearing a forest green dress. It was the first day of school, and you wanted to impress her as much as possible. Mr. Morrison, a history professor, stands up and asks the class a question. “Is the world round, or flat?” A simple question, one that you certainly know. You think, “This will definitely impress Scarlett.” You raise your hand with pure confidence. Mr. Morrison walks up to you, you say, “It is flat.” He stares at you blankly, in shock. The classroom giggles, including Scarlett. You look around the classroom with confusion to why they were laughing. He leans in, so close to your face, you can smell what he ate for breakfast that morning. Gross! He pounds his hands on your desks and yells, “ARE YOU SERIOUS? Do you really think the world is flat? He walks away to his desk and swipes it clean with anger, tossing everything that was once neatly laid on his desk, to the floor. He turns to point at you, “Wow, you’re a dumb@$$.” You're in fear, you stutter out the words, “I-I’m sorry, i-it was a mis-” He cuts you off. “You are a disgrace to this classroom, and to your family. It is not flat, it is round. Just look at the maps. It

A Modest Proposal

In the Satire, A Modest Proposal, they took a bad situation and came up with a completely ridiculous solution. In the A Modest Proposal Satire, they used exaggeration very well by concluding to the fact of eating babies. For our satire there was never really a huge issue that involved a ton of exaggeration. I think my group did…

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Modest Proposal

Leslie Nunez Mrs. Guevarra English II – T/Th 2nd September 19, 2014 In A Modest Proposal, Swift talks about the problems that the whole country, Ireland, is facing. During this period of time, Ireland was a colony, politically, militarily, and economically dependent upon England. It was England's interest to keep things as they were since Ireland was weak, and could not go againts their country. Swift then came up with the idea of proposing his thoughts on how to solve their problems. The…

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A Modest Proposal

As I browse my favorite sports website--Bleacher Report, my mood fluctuate as the sports statistics of my favorite basketball players go up and down. Statistics is important for both me and the players. 31.4 is only a number, but 31.4 PPG is a stat that describes the fascinating scoring performance of Russell Westbrook. You can say Stephen Curry is the greatest 3-pts shooter in the history, but it would be nothing without his career shooting percentage--44% 3P%. Statistics and math is the perfect…

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A Modest Proposal

Both proposals have good points. Proposals one and two are all about how to have a fundraiser. These proposals are both well thought out, but the best proposal is the second one, the second proposal has previous experience doing it and they know it will be a success while the first proposal they have never done before and would be taking a chance, everyone loves a car wash and having a clean car but not everyone enjoys reading or wants to buy a book that they will most likely never read, and it is…

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A Modest Proposal

INTERVIEW WITH SUBJECT: (RENNE SANDERS) Renee stated she went to the complainant, Stanley Heyward, residence and drop off her baby. Renee stated she requested some money from the complainant to wash some clothes. She stated the complainant gave her $20.00 and she advised him that she needed more but he refused. Renee stated she gave the complainant $5,000 a while back when her mother pasted to hold. She continued to state she noticed the subject was acting strange lately so she felt like he didn’t…

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A Modest Proposal

This is a question that has been debated throughout history, and it will continue to be debated in the present and in the future. I would like to start out with two stats about suicide that are very alarming. The first stat is that 75% of the people who commit suicide visit with a doctor within the last four months of their lives (Humphrey & Schmalleger, 2012). The second stat is that one person every 40 seconds will take their own life (Humphrey & Schmalleger, 2012). The thing that makes the…

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A Modest Proposal

As my final magazine is coming into place, I want it to be vibrant and appealing. For a soccer magazine, I want to include the different varieties of soccer and the distinct visions. Each coach has their own training style and game tactics, so linking the best players and coaches into articles will definitely content and suit my target audience. The table of contents will be full of different articles that would fit any player, male or female. Age is also something I am inquiring due to the fact…

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A Modest Proposal

Very few campsites would have their current appeal if it were not for the cheap camping gear that they are normally furnished with. While there are people who have enough money to spend on camping gear, there is another group for whom the only option left to them is to look for cheap camping gear. In the current market the only problem is how to get it. There is nothing some research to help a person who is looking for gear for their campsite. Some of the best sources to look for information include…

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Irony In A Modest Proposal

Beneath the irony of Dr. Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal, Dr. Swift takes a satire approach in his sarcastic treatment of Ireland’s people in poverty by the cutthroat state of mind of the well-heeled. Satirists utilize hysterics to address circumstances they find unsatisfactory and subsequently needing a change. He provides a collection of farfetched and basically foolish answers to the troubles that include the thundering treatment concerning the youth. Dr. Swift uses an unorthodox approach in…

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Satire In A Modest Proposal

deeper and sincere meaning. These writing devices are heavily used throughout A Modest Proposal, and even begins the writing with verbal irony in the title, “A MODEST PROPOSAL For preventing the children of poor people in Ireland, from being a burden on their parents or country, and for making them beneficial to the public” (page 1, Swift). This title seeps with verbal irony because the proposal is anything but modest, the term…

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