It was New Year’s night, and the year was now 2028. And there I was, programming my new game Bananas Sometimes. It was about a hero named Anjury Boi and his sidekick Mucho Daniels, who was kidnapped by the evil Easter Gummy Drop. Alright, back to the story. You would think that we had hovering cars and all that, but we don’t. The end of the world has come. Communists attacked the US from every side, and worst of all, they destroyed all the McDonald’s in the world. I know right? They’re complete savages. Led by their great leader Jake van Lanen, they had the knowledge of memes, Undertale, comebacks and insults, which made all of the Communists unstoppable. Surprisingly, despite all of the commotion, I was calm and continued to program. I don’t…show more content… That means there’s a snake in my boot.” That was usually the first words George would say before he started a sentence. But this time, didn’t. “Hi George.” I said, trying to break the weird silence. “Hi.” He said blankly. He didn’t bring anything with him accept, a walkie talkie. He kept playing around with my pet potato, or as I call it, a pet-tato! It kept rolling away from him, even though it was just a potato. For several hours we played Gang Beasts, until he blurted out “I know where the communist’s base is.” “Cool, where is it?” I asked, curiosity burning inside of me. “It’s on Virginia beach.” He said, as if he was expecting me to ask him that. I ran towards my bedroom to pack some equipment for my journey to the beach. I then jumped into my car, and began to drive even though i don’t have a driver’s license. Then I remembered I just abandoned George, but carried on. While I was driving, I made an observation: Why wasn’t I being attacked by the communists? When I arrived, the base looked very familiar. Then it struck me, it was made out of the S.S Friendship! It was more of an ironclad ship now. It was shiny, and for some reason, wasn’t guarded. I cautiously approached the base, and then entered. I thought the base would have skulls, prisoners, pretty much a menacing atmosphere. Surprisingly, it was just like a huge warehouse with meme posters hung everywhere. I continued walking down a path, but then stopped when I saw…show more content… Then, I saw it, it was full of red light, and in the middle, was Jake. “I’ve been expecting you.” He said petting a cat. His cat leapt towards me and took the gauntlet away from me, and jumped back. “Now, you will die.” He said cheerfully. He was about to snap his fingers, but something small, and round crashed through the roof, and hit Jake‘s head. The object also broke the cats neck and stopped in front of me. It was my petato! I hugged it and left the building with it in my arms. I eventually named my petato Kumu, and the communist reign was over in just the snap of my fingers. Sadly, Kumu betrayed me, and used the infinity gauntlet to blow up most of the planet. THE
