Surprisingly, however, that was not how our encounter occurred; ‘Abi, wait, I think that’s Caitlin Moran!’ I called to my friend as I stood continuing to stare, which could have been definitely interpreted as creepy. My friend replied ‘Who’s Caitlin Moran?’ to which I gave an essay-length response about which of her books she NEEDED to read first, and after which she finally convinced me to go and speak to her; somehow unable to speak I very gratefully stood as my friend introduced us and told her what a fan of her work I was. I have to clarify she was just as lovely and pleasant in reality and continued to ask me about my festival experience to which I replied ‘good thanks, not too many drugged people’ a seemingly illiterate comment to which I gave myself a mental slap. I cannot possibly explain how dumbstruck I felt having met someone who I had idolized for so long. I am forever grateful for the inspiration she has given me as both a young feminist and aspiring writer, and am able to say circumstance allowed me to meet her on my birthday – an unlikely situation in which I unfortunately definitely embarrassed myself. So, that is the time I met