Catcher In Rye Speech

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Have you ever tried going to Rye High School and just weren’t able to fit in? If the answer is yes then you may want to keep reading. Rye High School is a tough place to go to for your education. It’s full of very rich people, competition and mischief. It is essential that at Rye High School you stick to these stereotypes so you can fit in. If you follow my advice you will learn how to fit in so much that people may not even be able to determine the difference between you and an average student at Rye. The first step to fitting in at Rye High School is to be rich. Now to live in Rye, your family should already have pretty great wealth. Make sure to show this off by wearing very preppy clothes like khakis, Patagonia, Vineyard Vines. If you are a girl wear, those black leggings everyday. Next, live on the most expensive street in Rye and own a huge house containing more full bathrooms than people living there. Pools are also pretty important because you are going to be throwing lots of dope parties with your fellow students, so make sure the house also has at least one pool. Also, owning pets …show more content…
You must check the parent portal every 5-10 minutes making sure your grades are doing swell. Remember, 80s are failures, 90s are terrible and anything above a 97 is meh. The goal of receiving these good grades is to help you out when you get the scholarship to Harvard for playing lacrosse/football/baseball/softball/volleyball even though your parents can already afford to send you there for around 3 millenia. Make sure you celebrate these good grades by going to tons of “lit” parties and making lots of terrible choices. Making poor choices is a great way to fit in at Rye High School, however must I warn you that these poor choices often will result in terrible long term effects. Long term effects may include dropping out of high school, dropping out of college, loss of friends and much