Hey Eddie, I have a piece of advice about the dangers of alcohol on your body. Please take this in the nicest way possible, it's your kidney trying to tell you I'm done with this bullcrap. I would love to set a few things straight. How about instead of chugging beers all day we hit the gym? I think the women at the bar you stare at might appreciate it more. They don't want a husband that needs Ozempics and a new kidney c'mon man. I hate to break it to you but your bud light smell scares them away. Or your horrendous pick-up lines. Eddie, I come to you bearing great news. You have kidney disease? This is great because you might finally change your unhealthy habits. Seriously man you’re worried about the wrong things, you don't know it yet but…show more content… You hurt me physically and emotionally with every beer you put down. I am on my last leg of life. I can't help handling your fluids the same way. This kidney disease is gonna put a huge toll on our day to day lives if we don't go to the doctor soon. The first symptoms you’ll get are nausea and vomiting, which you should be used to, easy peasy. Where things turn up in pain are the 2 kidney stones I'm trying to fight. Kidney stones happen when there is too much waste in the body and too little liquid to flush it out, which can combine with the calcium in the urine to form stones. Alcohol dehydration can be a major factor leading to kidney stones. The kidneys of heavy drinkers have to work harder. Heavy drinking on a regular basis has been found to double the risk of kidney disease. This is exactly why you need it. I truly mean this in our best interest, If you keep letting alcohol hold you from living your best life, you’ll lose me and the big future you have ahead of you. This is why I’m going to show you some possible solutions to keep both of us safe. Solutions don’t all work for the same people, thats why ill propose a few and you let me know what actions we’ll take to solve your
