Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and fate I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moments of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the Czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank Held a General's rank When the Blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah What's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched the glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the Gods they made
I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" Well after all It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game, ooh yeah
Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails just call me Lucifer I'm in need of some restraint
