Explain 13 Reasons Why You Received A Failing Grade On Your English Paper

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13 Reasons Why You Received a Failing Grade on Your English Paper

Have you ever been assigned a paper, but don't know how to write it? You have a topic in mind, but don't know how to put your thoughts down on paper? Well, these thirteen steps will help you write a paper and turn it in by 11:59 P.M.

Step 1: Watch episodes 1 and 2 of 13 Reasons Why: Tape 1, Side A and Tape 1, Side B.

As a great way to start off your week on this super exciting Monday, your English teacher has assigned a paper that will be due on this next Sunday night at 11:59 P.M. This gives you plenty, truly plenty of time to develop your argument and find substantial support, which you can use to easily write your paper. Since you know that you have practically an entire week until the final product is due, …show more content…
Since you’ve had your topic since the beginning of the week, but have no idea what to do with it, you put it into the Google search bar. Enotes pops up and you automatically click on that to find a detailed description of your topic, along with quotes already in the explanation! Score! So, you make a short intro and thesis with an engaging quote and the key points of your paper before you record the main information of your paper.

Step 11: Watch Youtube videos to relax and copy down the information from Google onto your document

That situation was stressful, especially since you had to make up your own intro and thesis. So, in order to clear your head, you watch SNL comedy sketches on Youtube to relax and ease your mind. Suddenly, you realize that it is eleven o’clock. You take all of the information from Enotes and form one giant body paragraph, throwing random mismatch information and quotes, which are not wrapped, together so as to form some sort of paper. You then throw on a two sentence conclusion at the end.

Step 12: Add additional background and summary to make your paper

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