It’s that time of year again. The time of year we get to look back and commiserate all those brave one’s we’ve lost. The one’s that bravely went where none of us have gone before. Who gave up up their jolly paired existence in search of liberty and freedom.Yes ladies and gentleman, today is Lost Sock Memorial Day. A day where we mourn the loss of so many socks, while also paying homage to all their twins - who have been left forlorn, alone and unusable forever.
Lost Sock Memorial Day is not only a day to take stock of those missing socks, but also a time to reflect on the misfortune of the sock that’s been left behind. To save goodbye to this purposeless sock and to release it from the sock draw to a much better place. But friends, don’t despair, Lost Sock Memorial Day doesn’t have to be a somber affair.…show more content… Instead celebrate the good times you and your socks had and look to the future - all those new dress socks, athlete, trouser, bobby and knee-high knit socks that you can welcome into the fold.
No one knows where those lost socks go, but we like to believe these lost fellows are basking on a magical sock island somewhere basking in their single existence with a maitai and a smile. And for this, we should celebrate! So here are a few things you can do this Lost Sock Memorial Day, not only to honour our fallen socks everywhere, but to bring a little cheer back to your sock draw…
1: Retail Therapy is the Best Therapy
Forget the mourning, throw caution to the wind and shop for some brand new sock twins his Lost Sock Memorial day. Whether you’re a conservative grey dress sock lover or a novelty sock appreciator, there are missions of new (paired) socks waiting to be adopted. So take your discounted vouchers and hit the stores - you deserve
