In the land of New Mexico a man a man named Damon Perry is keeping his best friend, Christopher Paquin, hostage for believing he was a zombie. Now I know what you're wondering, what on Earth made him believe he was a zombie? Perry says that his friend tried to “bite him” and was making strange noises. “I had no choice but to tie him up! He was going to eat me!”
Perry says he put a potion in Paquin’s drink to knock him out, once it took effect he grabbed some rope and tied him up. When Paquin awoke from his slumber he was in the closet, with no food or water. “All I remember is playing our favorite game, where we pretend to be a monsters.” Now the Council