Title: Olley and The Midgets Author: Kurtis Ruther
Once Upon a time there 'twas a town named Talca Tuesday. There was a very small Midget named Olley. Olley liked to break the rules with his friends Pooley, Ooley, and Bob The Builder. One day they ran past an old house. Olley the fine young soul he was ran through a flour garden and happily said to the old Woman in her wheel chair that it was her fault he ran through them. Olley, Pooley, Ooley, and Bob the Builder find a suit case in the woods. They take a look inside. Olley looks at the rest of his friends then looks at the suit case. He had found a pair of mittens that had bunnies on them. Then suddenly he yells something in German something totally random, something that made everyone believe…show more content… Bob the Builder was still traumatized from what he said, Ooley was hiding under a tree in the ocean, and Pooley ran away and was at his grandmas house. Olley thought to himself who needs these guys when I have mittens with bunnies on them and their not getting my Doritos.
Olley's mother told him, “don't go over by the snake forest”. The snake Forrest was a big Forrest of grass that all Midgets were afraid of and it was full of snakes. Olley the short stubby legged boy disobeyed his Mama he walked right into the Snake Forrest. It was dark and scary for Olley then he heard the slither of the snake the hiss the snake made he tried to run and hide but the snake was already there. Olley leaped into action using his mittens to fight the snake off and the snake just laughed and said in a deep creepy Sam Eliot voice. HAHAHA your too short to run through this grass you will never defeat me. This Forrest isn't any other Forrest these snake only attack if you wear mittens and if you smell like Doritos. So any ways back to the story. Olley panics and starts running the the Sam Eliot voiced snake leaps at him and swallow him whole. Then Clint Eastwood walks up to the snake punches this... This.... Snake in the mouth and gives him the meanest glare. Chuck Norris also showed up and him and Clint Eastwood beat the holly day lights out of him. The snake puked Olley
