Act One
Scene One
(A Plot Beginning) Audi sits at the dining room table anxious to meet her new family. Bandit walks in and calls for May about why breakfast is not prepared. Ramzey comes downstairs with a sexy two piece on and heavy makeup. Peewee (P.W.) comes out of the basement with his varsity jacket on. May stumbles into the room speaking with slurred words. Bandit is acting goofy with food. The family ends up with cereal in water for breakfast. Freema walks into the house looking messy, after a night spend in jail. Dyl barges into the house uninvited. No one ever acknowledges Audi. Ann is snooping through the kitchen window. The Andersons exit the room for their daily activities and Audi is left alone. She quickly sees that she does not fit in and that the family is weird. On the other hand, she likes Dyl …show more content…
He is searching nudity sites when he receives an email to sign up for a strip competition. He jumps at the idea. In excitement he is moving fast preparing the room. He claps to dim the lights and grabs his camera. He hits play on his stereo and record on the camera. He jumps on his portable stripper pole. May Wee begins knocking on the door and he falls off his stripper pole. He claps for the lights to turn on.
Scene Three (B Plot Beginning): Down in the basement P.W. is supposed to be exercising for his big football game at school. However, he is online looking for schools that offer private ballet lessons. He finds a woman named Erica who teaches lessons. He calls her over the phone, explains his situation, and sets up an appointment. She explains at the end she only does home visits. P.W. agrees reluctantly because he is afraid of getting