Now it is 12:30 and we are in Tanzania, Africa on a safari. We see lions, leopards, elephants, hippos, and rhinoceros’. I decided to adopt an elephant and name her Lucy. Right as we are leaving, the lions begin to get hungry and start chasing the safari bus. Seeing as there was no other option, I decide to sacrifice my turkey sandwich I had been saving for later which ended up distracting the lion enough for the bus to escape. From there on I am recognized as a hero for saving the lives of several dozen people. After we get off the bus, I am given a medal and recognized as the new Tanzanian president. Now it is 2:30 and we are in Thailand fishing. After my sister catches a Giant Catfish, we return to shore to cook it up and eat it as a mid afternoon snack. After our snack we get massages as a form of rest. Now it is 4:30 and we are in the Amazon river swimming with the infamous Pink Amazon River dolphins. After our swim, we return to LA to shoot the next episode of my reality television show called Keeping Up With Meg