I fell on my face, then my brother bit my toe. My sister farted rainbows, my mom barfed candy corn, my dad slapped me with tootsie roll. I cried and ran onto the magical forests of Unicorns then an evil unicorn named Evil Pants Unicorn stabbed me in the eye with his horn. Then I had to go to the witch in the forests of Donkeys I asked a donkey to kick me to the witch's hut. I flew into her hut and asked her to fix my eye but the witch made me drink gooey purple potion then it turned me into a giant lollypop then all the little kids even my siblings ate me!!!!!
Whoa I’m still alive, I have to go to the prince of the clowns, so they can turn me back into a amphabump, us a amphabump’s are all different colors,
