The really terrible early christmas
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Ms webb john The was a restaurant that had tons of random food, but one of the random things it sold was this really random gingerbread man that didn’t really go with anything sense it was a burger king and it was the middle of June, everyone thought that the burger king was one of those places that goes all christmassy a year before christmas so they instantly hated it and nobody ate there anymore. One day in the middle of September there was an early christmas miracle and the gingerbread man stood up and started walking which only made people more pissed because that was way too early for a christmas miracle, as the gingerbread man walked to the door he was yelled at by this random hobo who isn’t relevant to the story other than to yell at the gingerbread man, the random unnamed hobo says that the gingerbread needs to go back and not exist right now, he can come back and exist sometime in December when it would make sense. The gingerbread man…show more content… After a while it was almost halloween and the gingerbread man started thinking that on halloween it might be a bit better because he would make a little more sense, at least 5 other people in the world should be dressed as that monster from the gingerdead man, the gingerbread man got some red jelly and decorated himself like the guy from the horror movie nobody ever took seriously. After halloween the gingerbread man went back to not making sense and everyone still hated him for it so he waited until it was closer to christmas so he would make sense. After a month it was finally december and he made sense again and everyone loved him again and he went on to do famous stuff because he was magic
