Now there was a man named Phil Markman. born with the strength of a gorilla, speed of a cheetah, smart as a microchip. He works in the military, he noticed a machine was missing, in fact multiple. and the tracking chips were broken well not broken missing.
Well he was blamed for taking them and was sent for execution, but he ran to search for the missing machines. He got so mad, he let out a low growl, people thought they heard bigfoot.
“Well i better track down this machine thief or i’ll be a goner” said Phil.
“Oh wait better destroy the tracking chips for this gun” he thought. “And when i find him ,i’ll grill him and then, i’ll attack.” Well it just to happen some extra large foot prints went