Crowbar would always apple tree outside the kitchen. Every morning he tapped on the children's windows with his beak to wake them up. They tried to teach Crowbar english. He finally learned "Hello, hello, hello." One day he said hello to the milkman, who left shaking his head.
The police came when neighbors reported a Crowbar for taking clothespins off the clothesline line letting clean laundry drop to the ground.
Crowbar began to disappear every day at noon. He was flying to the school picnic tables. He would take children's shiny lunch money. People had to