Origins
Strawberrius Waffleton was once a simple thief from a busy city called Hashbrownus just off the coast of the syrup sea. Hashbrownus was a dangerous place to live with all the crimes that were always being committed. Strawberrius always loved to steal hats. He stole everything from fezzes to fedoras to Ushankas. Strawberrius had heard rumors about a secret room full of hats in a lost temple on the legendary Croissant Island. People believe that the island is cursed and anyone who is on it will slowly get their souls torn out of them. Being the adventurous young thief Strawberrius was, he took the challenge, hopped on a boat, and set sail for Croissant Island. The journey was treacherous. He ran into many monsters, but none as powerful…show more content… El Macho Waffle decided that from that point on he would be Strawberrius Waffleton, the average beefy avocado farmer and by night he would be El Macho Waffle, the vigilante crime fighter who roams the streets and strikes fear into the hearts of his enemies. He built his secret lair under his farm with his giant beefy arms. He named the secret lair the Waffle Iron. His avocado farm was in the heart of Gwacamala which was perfect because Gwacamala was filled with crime. El Macho Waffle was roaming the streets in search of crime when he found an especially shady bagel. Macho had seen many types of bagels in his life. He had seen everything from plain to onion bagels, but nothing this strange. This bagel seemed to have everything on it. Not knowing what to do, Macho followed him. The “Everything Bagel” led him to a dark alley and to his astonishment, the mysterious bagel knew he was being followed. The bagel swooped left and threw seeds, then zigged right and shot cream cheese. El Macho Waffle barely dodged the attacks when hundreds of bagels flew out of the sky and started pelting him with seeds. El Macho Waffle overheard that his name was the Bagel Boy. That night he realized two things. The first thing was he needed a sidekick to help him with super villains and two, he had officially gotten an arch enemy. El Macho Waffle started searching for a sidekick. He went through several interviews but no one was…show more content… Because of bagel boys enhanced observation skills, Macho and Waffle Warlock decided they should attack head on at his lair. The only problem was that Bagel Boy’s lair was rigged with traps. The battle was by far the most difficult El Macho Waffle had ever seen. El Macho Waffle raced forward and started rapidly jabbing at Bagel Boy but it was no use. Bagel Boy had set up a force field that kept him from getting hurt. They tried to attack him for hours, but it was no use. El Macho Waffle Started to get desperate and hoped harder than he ever had and somehow he paralyzed Bagel Boy. Once he was paralyzed, El Macho Waffle arrested him and he was charged with murder. That day El Macho Waffle discovered that he had gotten powers when he got his arms. He decided to start testing his powers, but he couldn’t make them come back. Eventually he accepted that his powers were gone and moved on. El Macho Waffle and The Waffle Warlock were sparring and the Warlock was about to beat him when El Macho Waffle launched him across the room without touching him. El Macho Waffle discovered that his power was in times of distress or danger, he could use any known superpower as long as hope lived inside him. He decided to call his ability, the power of hope. El Macho Waffle was the strongest superheroes in the world and was feared by criminals everywhere. He was proud of where he was as a superhero so
