Teletubbies are the most terrifying creatures in the weast coast and cannot under any circumstance be allowed into the palace of heirloom pantaloons. Teletubbies, as well as swiper from DO DUE DO DO DO DORA THE EXPLORER are very very VEry creepy and shouldn’t be allowed near anyone with severe back or neck injuries, as they will cause severe bleeding due to the lack of oxygen in the atmosphere. Dora shouldn’t go into amusement parks after 3:28 am because she will ride the merry go round til it falls to the ground. That girlie is crazy. Santa Claus is a very suspicious character, he could kill a man if he wanted to. But then any of us could do that. I’ve killed a man once. Back when I was -18 years old. His name was Xavier Smalls. He had very a small… nose. But he was annoying so I had to kill him.…show more content… It's funny because VENUS and you know. But anyways Earth. Volcanoes are just the earth popping pimples. It's a little gross but it's true. Tsunamis are just the earth taking a bath and earthquakes are just the earth spontaneously doing the chimichanga. Goals and achievements are just distractions, ways to fill time from our first breath to our last. It might seem cynical, but not as cynical as a wedding dress made of divorce papers. Let's talk about the TV, specifically the one that will potentially fall on top of a certain English teacher’s head. TV rots your chairs because termites. I have fractured my skull thanks to a falling TV. It was the year I killed Xavier, i was in New York City which wasn't a city, but anyways. A television was being hoisted up to an apartment like the comical falling piano. Smash a tv landed right on my head. Moving on to a matter that plagues this school, pumpkin spice latte faces. A pumpkin spice latte face is a white person with a foundation three shades to dark. It would probably be okay if the pumpkin spice latte faces actually blend the cosmetic frosting down their necks, but they don't so… yeah. BAM!!!!! Did I scare
