I get to Whiterun and the first thing i sea is water (pun intended)....apparently water is falling from the sky like a water fall...at least thirst isn't a problem in this world. i go to dragons reach (place where the king/jarl lives) and the jarl is a god dang....chicken? yes a chicken, not human, not a roster, turkey, or pigeon. A chicken. every word that he is supposed to say to me are all changed into a bawks as well so you can probably guess how laughter had been had at this. …show more content…
The talking cow tells me to find a stone tablet in a place called bleak falls barrow, apparently it is a nordic tomb filled with drougr(mid-evil zombies basically). So I set off to find this tablet, still running for dear life. i get to bleak falls barrow, fight the bipedal hamster bandits and go