Being Jewish at Webb School means that while the school I attend is "tolerant" to all religions, almost all the student athletes participate in the Fellowship of Christian Athletes. Having an FCA means that there is always a prayer to Jesus before every athletic event. Having a Christian sporting community means that when the parents identify you in the stands, your most prominent attribute is your religion, regardless of your athletic ability. Living in a predominantly Christian community means that the first question anyone asks you is, "where do you go to church?" and being Jewish in this community means you never have a good answer. When asked this question by the protective and religious mother of your girlfriend, that relationship is quickly set up for failure. Being Jewish in Knoxville once meant my best friend decided I was a Satan worshipper when he attended my bar mitzvah. The loss of friends and girlfriends leads the inevitable attraction to fellow Jewish