Among the vast emptiness of space lies a walking contradiction full of unbounded idealism, crushing uncertainty, and an illimitable desire for validation. Some may call such a curiousity a teenager. In the Solar System, there lays a young, naïve star known simply as Helios, though its friend call him Sol. The older star Methuselah (HD 140283) always pesters Sol to remain grounded in reality since Sol is too immature to harbor a planet hosting responsible intelligent life. Most of the other stars in the relatively nearby neighborhood blame Sol for the humans' irresponsibility on Earth, or as many call it: “The Garbage Planet,” but Sol remains steadfast and stubborn in believing its precious humans will grow up