Throughout the article, the satirical tone proceeds to produce issues that do not truly exist. Meanwhile at the same time, the article solves this so called “plethora” of problems. The article enforces absurd and humorous diction such as “bio-flow” to persuade that this so called health issue is in fact a real human biomechanical problem. The false professionalism mocks that of true advertisements. Humorously stating that even the frequency in which we have with the Earth when we walk is causing the entire human