Reading this article will not at all make you a better player. I am not writing this to reinterpret and regurgitate all of the archetypical poker "tips" that you have heard over and over again from just about any media device known to man. I swear there is a telegraph going off right now in Utah explaining what blinds, antes, and checks are. I am writing this to make an attempt to clean up the poker community and tell people how to conduct themselves in a respectful, and respectable manner. Etiquette is a word that is known by all respectable poker players, and likewise all fish and donkeys are completely oblivious to it. Poker etiquette is a completely different game in itself. Many professional poker players have utilized the tactic of completely disregarding proper etiquette at the table, but they are professionals. They know exactly what they are doing by getting under players skin, and they use this aspect of their game as a tool. By utilizing obnoxiousness at the right time and under the right circumstances, one can craft this aspect of their game into an extremely lucrative weapon at the table. You however, do not know when to utilize this aspect, and should focus on trying to keep a low profile at the table, among other things. It is one thing to be called a donkey by Phil Hellmuth, and it is another to be called a fish by farmer named Jake from Montana. One of the worst displays of pure thick headedness is the slow roll. A slow roll is when there is absolutely no action left within the hand other than the showdown. A slow roll takes place when a player hesitates to show a monster hand, giving the other party or parties involved in the hand the false impression that they may have won. Regardless of intention, this act takes place just about every time I sit down at the table. A great deal of the time it isn't done