Waggleton P. Tallystacker knew that he had one purpose in life; he had to be the first dinosaur to write a book. The age was dark for all of dinosaur kind, no one knew what math, language arts, science or economics was. Waggleton set out one day to make the first book. He knew that the only way to find a state to write this linguistic masterpiece was to go to the deserts on the more eastern part of Pangea. During this fabled journey Waggleton passed by a seaming crazy velociraptor named Neil who spoke: “May the dino gods have mercy on our souls. Soon the reckoning is coming and we shall all rue the day when the heaven break and our end is sent down to us. The second sun is coming and it shall destroy us with its fiery hate”. Waggleton just shrugged and walked on past the raving lunatic. As soon as Waggleton reached his spot to sit down and write he sat down and attempted to write; however, like many of his brethren tyrannosaurus rex Waggleton had a hard time writing with his tiny arms. But being one the one percent of dinosaurs with a brain bigger than a small fruit Waggleton had a plan. He picked up a pair of sticks, his chunk of coal and began to write. Nearly six months had passed by the time Waggleton had finished his book, which should have not taken longer than a month or two; writing is hard with such small arms. With a toothy grin Waggleton set down his book and began to teach his ideas to the dino world. “A Rex View on Microeconomics of the Jurassic Era” was the
