Arguments Against The Aye-Ayes

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“Screech” “What is that? Picture yourself waking up to your tough 9-5 occupation with bags sagging down to your cheeks and hair that looks like it hasn't touched a brush in a week. Uncertain of the source of this appalling racket, you groggily make your way to the window in your bedroom. You gradually yank the curtains open, and they reveal a nanoscopic yet exceptionally feral critter. Not only does this animal persist in its vocalizations, but it also locks its eyes with you. This creature is called the Aye-Aye. With the combination of its unique behavior and physical adaptations, it stands out. Although Winona citizens may find the Aye-Aye bad luck or a mess, they should one because they cancel out all your bad energy, naturally eliminate …show more content…
Your luck may depend on whether you celebrate St.Patrick's Day by wearing green or not. If you own an Aye-Aye, you can cancel out bad luck, or you can continue experiencing misfortune. Aye-Ayes would also be a great house pet because of their ability to kill a large sum of greenery. Aye-Ayes are one with nature when it comes to marking their territory. This mischievous primate marks its territory by quickly eliminating weeds and unnecessary foliage. By having this creature urinate on greenery, it will save you money on fertilizer. Bob William, a resident of Winona County, owns an Aye-Aye and claims he is saving up to $550 per year on fertilizer alone. Aye-Ayes can be great pets due to their dog-like tendencies. The Aye-Aye is a great pet for Winona citizens, who share similar tendencies with a Pomeranian puppy. Animalnat.com surveyed 50,000 Americans, concluding that 85% of Americans have owned a dog at least once. Both specimens have four legs and a great sense of smell and are more active in the night hours rather than early mornings. While the Aye-Aye is a special and unique animal, it doesn't resemble a dog. However, it brings

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