“I’ve been dead for two centuries, how am I supposed to have remembered?” Jonathan Swift chuckled, “I have been dead for nearly as long, and I remembered.” Jefferson opened his mouth as if to respond. “Not the definition, but the concept of a dictionary. You know, where words are defined, in case you do not remember their meaning.” (The Complete Works of Jonathan Swift - A Modest Proposal) Thomas Jefferson looked like he was about to get on the table again, so I took my head back out of my bag with the notebook. “Okay! Rhetoric can be defined as the art of persuasive speaking or writing.” (Oxford English Dictionary) “Oh, that!” yelled Jefferson as he slapped the table, shaking the table and spilling a little of Malcolm X’s latte. I took out my pencils to start taking notes. “I know how to persuade people! You have to appeal to logic and reason, give good detail as to why you say what you do. Good use of logic impels an audience to take your side!” (Declaration of Independence) Malcolm X rolled his eyes. “Logic? Is that all you have on your side? That’s only half of how to use rhetoric! You have to appeal to sympathy and connection. The only way an audience can truly take your side is if you make them understand why you feel the way you do about your topic. When one can connect to the way you feel, they will take your side.” (The Autobiography of Malcolm