He was starstruck by Colbert. His grandmother thought him only second best to Letterman and was "just sick" that he retired before her Dickie had his moment of glory on The Late Show with her Dave. "You'd have to be living under a rock not to have heard about this guy. First that crazy menagerie in the already crazy city, San Francisco, and then, like that wasn't enough, the guy goes and butchers The Butcher. So, here, tonight, is a true hero, Richard Strait!!" Stephen Colbert was clearly …show more content…
Everything's an acronym, right?" "I guess you could say that. SC." The crowd loved DS all over again. And so did Grammy as she watched him from her Camel—infused living room. She chain smoked her way through the interview, nervous as a Catholic schoolgirl walking by the boys' playground on a windy day. "That's my Dickie." "Tell us about that morning." "Well, Stephen, that morning started the night before. The aPodment is a temporary living space in the Tenderloin, mostly a stepping stone for tech workers. The last thing I expected was to get a knock on the door, and instead of it being my buddy from across the way, it was The Butcher. He had tied up my friend Tracy and we believe he would have been the first to go." "There are rumors that there may have been some cannibalism involved." Colbert was morbidly curious and licked his lips Hannibal style. "If you're asking if there was a pot boiling on the stove, ready to go. Then no. Even so, my neighbor will probably get rid of his hotplate and pasta pot. It's O.K. SF has great delivery." The audience let out a guilty little laugh. "Right. I hear they deliver anything there!" Colbert motioned smoking a blunt into the