The story teller is the most unique coach in the fact that story tellers somehow seem to have the intensity without the intimidation. Story tellers are always, well, telling stories. As a player, expect an abundance of cheesy quotes and an overuse of extended metaphors. Sure, coach, the ball is a baby. We get it. The story teller goes on and on. However, story tellers do know how to motivate. This coaching style is the best for getting heart to heart when it really matters. For this reason, story tellers make exceptional assistant coaches. When there is a head coach to step in and cut off the speech before the players’ start to zone out, story tellers can be an unbelievable asset to a team. But when the story teller is the top dog, it can be frustrating. I had a story teller as a head coach. He was an amazing person, but not an amazing coach. Once, out of a two hour practice, Coach Story Teller spent over an hour talking. The best thing a player can do when face to face with a story teller, is have the intestinal fortitude to say, “Coach, let’s just